life in the old days was just whatever
when an npc in a sneak games goes “What was that” babygirl dont worry about it
Hell yeah im a slut (non practicing)
hell yeah im a slut (very practicing)
Make you own post then skank
People who act aggressive and negative as fuck and then when you’re like “hey can you stop” they’re like “I’m going through some stuff 🥺🥺🥺” like damn dude that’s crazy me too - for example right now I’m going through YOUR behavior.
“I’m dealing with a lot 🥺🥺🥺” and I’m dealing with you so I guess we’re even
If your reactions to your trauma or your problems are making other people around you feel unsafe you need new coping mechanisms.
good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove……
the panties hit the floor
you know it brother
Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect
you know what i wish you would tell me
kate-victoriax-deactivated20220:
like imagine being slightly wine-drunk and having your thighs kissed in a sunny field of wildflowers
a tick wrote this
You can have a fully gay threesome, but you can’t have a fully straight threesome.
The straights once more crumble before the might and grace of the humble homosexual
you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk
proof: they are from France and there are two of them at the Grammies tonight.
bonjour my petite omlette de frumage bagguette i am coming from u live from the grammys.
wheres your god now
um fucked up how one moment you’re twelve and the next you’re in literal and metaphorical debt to the whole world
spring is so crazy you go outside and youre like damn its green
@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me
reasons I’m still on this hellsite:
1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable
normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even
the amount of people saying “i thought you meant flopping on the ground”. target audience
the sequel
i cant believe this was something that a real person said to me once. wonder how hes doing. wonder if hes seen this post